Santa - Banta ke chutkule

Santa daru pii  k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- nahi tala to mai hi  kholunga, tum Bus  ghar ko pakad raho, sala bahut hil raha hai.

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Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye
banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
santa: wo kese?
banta: kyo ki wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he