Santa - Banta jokes

Ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai.
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pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h.
uska kya??

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

Santa : Banta itni sharab na piya karo, tumhari saanso tak se badbu aati hai.
Yehi haal raha to tumhe nark bhi jagah nahi milegi.
Banta : Don’t worry Santa. Saanse to me yehi chorrkar jaunga!!!